...When you take a drink from a bottle of water, and spit it out in a spraying mist instead of just drinking it.

 

...You've actually shopped for a 6-pack of  'Whoop-Ass.'

 

...You've searched adult video stores for videos featuring Val Venis.

 

...You join your high school wrestling team and show up to first practice wearing a feather boa and sunglasses.

 

...When your sister brings home her new boyfriend, you shout at her, "Slut, Slut, Slut!"

 

...You complain to your teacher/parents/boss that you aren't getting a fair push.

 

...You've tried to impress people on the dance floor by doing the "worm."

 

...You call people you don't like 'jabroni's,' and try to make reservations at the 'Smackdown Hotel' when you go on vacation.

 

...You add the letter z to the end of plural words, instead of an s.

 

...You begin presentations at work with the phrase, "Right here...in this VERY office..."

 

...You go to a museum and try to bounce off the velvet ropes.

 

...You have a secret fear of folding chairs.

 

...You refer to your friends as "the people" or your "peeps."

 

...You hum your own intro music every time you enter a room.